Against Swill Billies
Sung to: Home For A Rest - Spirit of the West

You'll have to excuse us, We're not at our best,
3 are gone for a week,
and the rest should have left.
Our so-called hucks
will soon be our death
I'm so sick of our Swill
I need home for a rest!

We arrived in tux and Balls was COLD,
so we hucked and we ran
beside charming Spratt Road,
We never stopped for nothin' but Billie's picks and drops
kept a smile on the run
as our D gasped behind!

You'll have to excuse us, We're not all that OLD,
3 are gone for a week,
and the rest should have left.
Your so-called hucks
were soon be our death
I'm so sick of SWILLBILLIE'S
I need home for a rest!